Friday

Here Honey, Mommy Got you a Present!

Because children deserve to have nightmares. They whine too much. Good news is this thing is mechanized. It will hula for you while stealing your soul. Word to the wise: Do not store this under a bed or in a closet. Do not say anything mean about it while it's in the room. If you buy another, prettier doll you will likely die. Follow these guidelines and you *should* be ok.

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