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Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts
Tuesday
Fuzzy Toilet Seat for the Rich and Famous
Because it's your throne. You should have the same luxury on your bum and thighs that people like Paris Hilton and Madonna do. If you think that celebrities are sitting on hard plastic seats, or worse, wooden seats, you are out of your puny mind. This is especially good for toilets that "spray" when flushing. You've seen them. Sometimes little drops of water get on the seat and you have to wipe it off. This way you don't ever have to do that. The seat itself is absorbent. That's a plus, man. The dirty toilet water is instantly absorbed by the fabric. Also, this particular seat looks like river rocks. So, it's pretty zen. And gray is a neutral color; it will go with a lot of different types of decor. If you're into Feng Shui, you need this. It's just calming.
Monday
Grandpa on the Toilet is what Made this Country Strong!
Because the special moments in life are what tend to end up on little plaques that you can hang on the wall. As we age we spend more time on the things that are important because we know that time is running out. So these plaques represent the meaning of life in a way.
Saturday
Sittin' in Money
Because when you're on the pot, you want to feel like you're in the money. And one day when you're doing laundry you might need to bust this thing up for some quarters.
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