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Showing posts with label strength. Show all posts
Friday
I'm Picking Up Good Vibrations But Only For 6 Minutes at a Time
Because some people are home alone on Friday nights and they want to hold a vibrating weight in their hands to tone up. And there is nothing wrong with it! Nothing! FYI, to get what you need only requires 6 minutes a day! So long Bally's we don't need your stinking hour long fitness classes meant to help us live longer. We are Americans, pressed for time! We want to vibrate for a few minutes and move on with our days. We've all seen the Shake Weight and we all want it. The End.
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