Help my fabric smell more like fake leather

Because there some smells you can't get enough of. And because some people don't have any money. And the first thing you sacrifice when you are "poor" is a good leather interior in your car. It's not right because smelling leather in a car is as American as McDonald's two-for-a-buck apple pies. I mean, fabric gets bed bugs and stuff. Poor people have to deal with stained fabric, and freaking bed bugs in their cars. THIS air freshener will save lives. You might be rich, so stop reading this because you just will never, ever understand. WE DEMAND LEATHER SMELL. The PEOPLE deserve it. Do you really want us to suffer all the time we commute to our jobs? Ha! Don't think we have jobs? Well, we sort of do. Just not good ones. And they're part time and we work for people younger than us and we don't get free coffee in the kitchen anymore. So SUCK it. Leather smell isn't too much to ask for.

Your Car Stinks Dude

Because having a smelly airfreshener in the car that doesn't really cover up any smell is funny. Get it! It's like Batman and Robin funny! Kaplow bitches, my car smells not-so-bad but at least I'm trying!