We mass produce a lot of junk. If you've ever wondered what the purpose of all this crap is, we're here to help.
Crystal Tree Growing for Your Aches
Because growing plant-based plants is boring - takes for freakin' ever. And even if you manage to grow one (and it's hard to do, people) they aren't made of freakin' crystals! This crystal tree, which is in a variety of amazing colors, will grow in like an hour. Also, crystals last for a really long time. I don't know what kind of crystals these are, but I bet they have amazing healing properties. I want to get one of these trees to keep near my feet at work. Because my feet are achy from all the nonsensical walking I do. I just walk too damn much. I walk to the train AND back. And the only thing that will help is likely a tree of crystals.