Showing posts with label animal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animal. Show all posts

Thursday

Keep Psycho Critters Away with Sound



Because sometimes cats and other creatures think they can just stroll into your space. Oh no, they don't! They step one little paw on your pumpkin patch and BOOM!, they are blasted with a new technology utilized by this ultrasonic animal chaser. It makes a sound that you can't hear, but, trust me it is making it because the box says it is. And those evil kittens and bunnies and baby raccoons hate it. Unless they are deaf and can't hear this new technology. And if they are deaf, then you're going to have to find some other method of keeping some mongrel stray out of your 2000 feet of space (if your yard is bigger than that you need to buy more than one of these.) I would guess there is a new ultraviolet light chaser just waiting to be invented. Animals don't like the color red. So maybe hook up a flashlight with a red gel taped to it for your tomato vines. No word on if this works on neighbor kids with really good hearing. And, let's face it, you're going to get rabies if you don't buy this. No non-rabid animal would want to walk into a garden. Look at the box, people. Be smart.

Monday

Bunnies Are Good for the Planet

Because it's the Year of the Bunny! And that means you're going to make lots of money and be happy and everything is going to be awesome. This thing is a bank as well! So not only are you basically supporting the WWF and all furry creatures by having this thing, you're being fiscally responsible!

Sunday

Bow Down to Your Leader

Because native americans had the right idea. The wolf should be respected and worshipped and you should worship things in pewter. Silver colored busts of wild animals scream, "I love mother nature." Your inner spirit animal wants to be seen.