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I would love you more if you smelled like Antonio Banderas
Because I can't stand for my significant other to smell like he just took a shower. I would much rather him smell like Antonio. The man is sex incarnate. He is everything you wish you were. Why wouldn't you want a little of his essence on your neck, behind your knees, and, if you pay attention to details, in your shoes. In fact, if your feet are a little stinky, spray some of this in there and, trust me, people WILL notice. They might not know where the smell is coming from, but they will respond. And you will be a God.