Showing posts with label vending. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vending. Show all posts

Monday

Dinosaurs Love Vending Machines!

Because these little balls that are half clear and half colorful plastic are what childhood dreams are made of. Remember all the cool things you've gotten out of a machine? Like sticky things and bouncy things and little things that look like other little things. Surely you have each and every single one stashed away on the shelf of your childhood home. They're keepsakes. And keepsakes last forever.

Sunday

Don't Say a Word Against My 'Stache

Because children want to look awesome. Period. Multiply one awesome 'stache by every kid in the country = Magnum eat your heart out.