Butt cracks were meant for money collecting

Because this economy is a mess and banks are crooked. If you have to save your pennies, you might as well get a nice butt crack piggy bank for them. This bank is all about freedom. Freedom of expression, freedom to save money in comical ceramic banks. This is the American dream in novelty form. If you don't like it you an kiss my butt crack bank. Repeat after me: coinstar is a crock. Keep your ass crack stocked.

Bunnies Are Good for the Planet

Because it's the Year of the Bunny! And that means you're going to make lots of money and be happy and everything is going to be awesome. This thing is a bank as well! So not only are you basically supporting the WWF and all furry creatures by having this thing, you're being fiscally responsible!