Thursday

So this shoe will hold your crap wine. Or something


Because nothing says class like a $2 bottle of Wal-Mart's Oak Leaf Vineyard Cabernet Sauvigon on display on your kitchen island/breakfast bar in a fake, animal-print stiletto. You know the kind of breakfast bar we mean. You sit in the living room but you can see into the kitchen where you pretend to make okay dinners and stuff. Whatever. I'm off topic. LOOK AT THIS! It is gorgeous. I wish this was an actual shoe I could wear. But then I wouldn't have a spot for my wine. It's zebra print! And let's face it, the only heel worth wearing is at least 4.5 inches. Three inch heels are for legal secretaries… not corporate, real estate. The kind that chance from New Balance shoes when they get to the work into their Nine Westies. This thing is claaaaassssssss. Buy it. Buy two.

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