Crystal Tree Growing for Your Aches

Because growing plant-based plants is boring - takes for freakin' ever. And even if you manage to grow one (and it's hard to do, people) they aren't made of freakin' crystals! This crystal tree, which is in a variety of amazing colors, will grow in like an hour. Also, crystals last for a really long time. I don't know what kind of crystals these are, but I bet they have amazing healing properties. I want to get one of these trees to keep near my feet at work. Because my feet are achy from all the nonsensical walking I do. I just walk too damn much. I walk to the train AND back. And the only thing that will help is likely a tree of crystals.

Who Needs the Glycemic Index Anyway?

Because until we go pants-less (suck it France we have some morals here, ok?) we need to think ahead. Our greatest asset is finding ways around doing things that are not fun and/or healthy, i.e. eating right, etc. We're a stressed out nation with cortisol flowing like water through our endocrine system. If we go up a size in our jeans it's actually better for the planet to not buy another pair! It's ecosmart to just expand the waist of the ones we already have. It's a freakin' win-win situation. These are especially handy on holidays. Don't know about you but we've increased our waistline by 2-3 inches in an hour or so from Thanksgiving alone.