Because we're better than the French. They have all kinds of videos about poo and are like unapologetic. This whole thing about us being uptight about nudity and other weird things that good people avoid has really gone too far. But case-in-point clearly we're not uptight! Because here's this flimsy bag for sale in the US of A that says phrases like, "Funny Baby Poo" and "Choco Poo" and "Bubble Gum Baby Poo." See? We're totally ok with the body and its functions France! Bonjour!
Because really, the gift bag is actually more important than the gift. In other words, you're a horrible friend/brother/mother/sister/wife/husband/neice/nephew/student/suck-up without putting your gift in tissue and then a gift bag. Also, without those little string handles carrying stuff is way too complicated.
