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Showing posts with label earth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label earth. Show all posts
Saturday
Show Support for Mother Earth With Your Car Decorations
Because without this yield sign suction-cupped to your rear window how will anyone know you give the Earth the right-of-way? Each person you drive by is a potential Earth lover, so you will be spreading the message. You might want to plan extra trips to reach additional people. This is a really great gift item too, all your weird liberal friends will appreciate your thoughtful gift.
Wednesday
Peace on Earth. Can it Be? David Bowie Loves Me.
Because idealism will change this place for the better. And there isn't a more peaceful image than four proportionally giant birds of hope on a miniature Earth. It's bucolic.
Saturday
Real Grass is Yucky and has Bugs and Stuff
Because real grass is for assholes. And you have things that need to dry after you wash them and you love the planet so why on Earth would you not want to have a dishrack that pays homage to grass and nature and mother Earth, whom you love.
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