We mass produce a lot of junk. If you've ever wondered what the purpose of all this crap is, we're here to help.
Something you'd Know if you weren't a Heathen
Because learning about the bible is better when done in figurine form. Once there was an angel and he was good. The demon naked man looked at him sideways so he stepped right on his head. Moses passed this story down from the Mountain of Mirth on an tablet that was backlit. Crap was hard to read at night.