We mass produce a lot of junk. If you've ever wondered what the purpose of all this crap is, we're here to help.
You Need a Special Pen to Shoot Rubber Bands
Because when you want to try to take the eye out of the student next to you, you can't use a regular pen. You need one specifically made for such an occasion. When things have one clear purpose the world runs more smoothly. A place for everything and everything in its place. Do not use this pen for any other reason...just gets confusing.