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Under No Circumstances are you to Wish me a Happy Birthday!
Because some people just don't get it. When you say you don't want a party, you freaking mean it. For those inconsiderate people that would dare bring you a present, tell you they're glad you were born, or express some sort of desire for you to have a happy year...there's this flag. And really, if those people don't get it from this, cut them out. Because those people are not your friends.