We mass produce a lot of junk. If you've ever wondered what the purpose of all this crap is, we're here to help.
Real Grass is Yucky and has Bugs and Stuff
Because real grass is for assholes. And you have things that need to dry after you wash them and you love the planet so why on Earth would you not want to have a dishrack that pays homage to grass and nature and mother Earth, whom you love.