We mass produce a lot of junk. If you've ever wondered what the purpose of all this crap is, we're here to help.
No Gift Worth Giving Comes Without a Gift Bag
Because really, the gift bag is actually more important than the gift. In other words, you're a horrible friend/brother/mother/sister/wife/husband/neice/nephew/student/suck-up without putting your gift in tissue and then a gift bag. Also, without those little string handles carrying stuff is way too complicated.