I Love Football So Much I Want One on my Face!

Because Americans love football. We can watch it and be rowdy and have friends over and scream things at the teley-vision as if we know what the heck we're talking about. We love pizza and wings and beer. And we love burning couches and stuff when we win or lose -- doesn't matter. So why the heck shouldn't we wear football glasses while we're protecting our pretty little eyes from the sun? According to the Prevent Blindness website we should choose glasses that reduce glare, filter out most UV rays, do not distort colors and are comfy. Find me an awesome pair of glasses not shaped like a football that meets that criteria. It's friggin' impossible.

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