We mass produce a lot of junk. If you've ever wondered what the purpose of all this crap is, we're here to help.
My Lips are Destined for Yours
Because this shit was determined a long time ago when movies like Clash of the Titans (the real one, Liam) were being made. Use lip gloss meant for your astrological sign and you'll kiss someone you're compatible with. Again, this is a time saver. As an added bonus, it probably tastes like a flavor related to your sign. Like if you're a Pisces it will smell like the bottom of a fishing boat or Petland Discounts. Pretty sweet.