We mass produce a lot of junk. If you've ever wondered what the purpose of all this crap is, we're here to help.
I'm Actually a Wizard. No really! This is a Disguise Yo!
Because magic and wizardry is vital to the mental health of like half of the world. I mean Harry Potter is just part of this. Wizards are real. If you have a wizard figurine it's like having one of those Mason buttons that people wear on their jacket. You can find them and they can find you.