Ben Franklin was Light Years Behind on the Straw

Because there is no reason to drink straight from a cup. I you have money to whiten your teeth once a month? Of course not! Straws, especially ones in awesome colors, are basically a necessity of life. Toddlers can't hold cups and really why should we even try to force them? Forget that. Ben Franklin had wooden teeth or something. Shoulda had a straw.

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