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At the Beginning of the Day, We Just Want to Blend
Because waking up sucks. Why not remind yourself that things are more awesome if they are blended. Case in point: ice cubes. They are way better blended in things. This thing has those awesome little light-as-air styro balls in it. You know the kind that sort of stick to everything. Remind me of Dippin' Dots. Yummy! It's so cute it doesn't even matter that you will have no idea how to set the clock or alarm!